When March Madness and General Conference Combine: Mormon Madness

About a week ago I enjoyed the General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.  To those who may not be familiar with what General Conference is, I will explain.  It is a semi-annual conference where all the leaders of the Mormon Church, to which I belong, speak and give counsel and guidance.  It's a great event, and one of the few times I can watch so much TV without feeling completely unproductive.  You can read, listen to, or watch any talk online.

As I watched I started to think of which discourse was my favorite, and in my mind I envisioned a giant tournament in which the talks were pitted against each other until finally one winner was left standing.  A la college basketball's March Madness.  I love March Madness.  And I love General Conference.  How could I go wrong?  So it was that the first semi-annual Mormon Madness bracket was created.

This took a really long time to make.  Longer than I thought it would.

How it Works

• General Conference is split up into five general sessions: Saturday morning, Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning, Sunday afternoon, and the Priesthood session.
• Each quarter of the bracket (heretofore referred to as regions) corresponds to one of those sessions, except the Priesthood session.  Thus we have the Saturday morning, Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning, and Sunday afternoon regions.  
• Each region consists of eight discourses.  Where one session did not have eight discourses to fill up the region, the empty spots were randomly populated with talks from the Priesthood session. In the bracket, the names of the speakers from those sessions are followed by a (PS), standing, of course, for Priesthood session.  Short, informational talks were not included (for example, President Monson's opening and closing remarks).  
• Seeding is determined in accordance with the seniority of the speaker: Prophet, First Presidency, Apostle, and then Other.  When two people of the same category are in the same bracket, the higher seed is he or she who has held the position for the longest time.  
• The winners were determined by me.  The criteria for determining the winner was simply which talk I liked more.  So it's totally biased.  If you disagree with one or all of my selections, so be it.  In the future (because I will now be doing this every six months at conference time), I may consider a different method of determining the winner.  But for now, what I say goes.
• The quote at the end of each region review below comes from the winning talk.

That being said, let's dive right in to determine the greatest talk from the October 2012 General Conference.  

Saturday Morning

In what was the strongest of the four regions, President Eyring's talk from Priesthood session advanced to the Final Four. Putting that talk over President Uchtdorf's Saturday morning address was the most difficult decision of the bracket, but I had to go with my gut.  I realize that there are many of you who may not have had a chance to listen to President Eyring's talk due to the fact that it was given during the Priesthood session.  If that is the case, I urge you to go and watch it.  I say watch and not read because I love how President Eyring wears his emotions on his sleeve when he speaks. It's much more powerful to listen and watch the talk as opposed to simply reading it.  Other notable occurences include Shayne M. Bowen's upset of Elder Nelson, the 3-seed.  I loved how personal Elder Bowen got when he talked about the child that he lost to premature death. Very emotional.  

"Every person is different and has a different contribution to make.  No one is destined to fail.  As you seek revelation to see gifts God sees in those you lead - particularly the young - you will be blessed to lift their sights to the service they can perform.  With your guidance, those you lead will be able to see, want, and believe they can achieve their full potential for service in God's kingdom."

Saturday Afternoon

The Saturday Afternoon region had one of two first round Apostle matchups, as Elder Ballard and Elder Andersen went head-to-head.  Elder Ballard gets the nod and the eventual trip to the Final Four with his talk about charity and service.  Elder Oaks also gave a great talk about children in this session.  If there was ever an Apostle who is stone-faced and who doesn't get emotional, it's Elder Oaks.  However, did anyone else catch him getting a little choked up when he related a story that Elder Holland had given at a recent CES fireside?  That was nice.  I like it when the speakers are more sensitive and expressive.  Although I loved Elder Oaks' talk, he had a very difficult first round matchup against Elder Robert C. Gay over whom he barely prevailed.  Elder Gay gave the best non-Apostle talk of the session.  

"How do we ingrain the love of Christ into our hearts?  There is one simple daily practice that can make a difference for every member of the Church ... That simple practice is this: In your morning prayer each new day, ask Heavenly Father to guide you to recognize an opportunity to serve one of His precious children.  Then go throughout the day with your heart full of faith and love, looking for someone to help."

Sunday Morning

The Sunday Morning region was another very tough region with yet another Apostle-Apostle first round meeting (Elder Holland vs. Elder Christofferson).  As a surprise to none, we see Elder Holland (or as I lovingly call him, the Bulldog) taking this region by storm.  His great talk about devotion and discipleship pushed him into the Final Four.  I could literally watch Elder Holland for all ten hours of conference and love every minute.  He's that good. That being said, his path to the Final Four was not an easy one. In the process he had to beat out the Prophet and also President Eyring's great address about adversity and the pavilions we unconsciously erect to keep God out of our lives.  Elder Holland stopped what might have been one of the craziest moments in the history of Mormon Madness, one in which President Eyring could potentially have gone up against himself in the championship round.  Although a matchup featuring two talks by the same speaker was avoided here, I'm praying it will happen in future tournaments.  The suspense and drama would be unbelievable.  

"'If ye love me, keep my commandments,' Jesus said.  So we have neighbors to bless, children to protect, the poor to lift up, and the truth to defend.  We have wrongs to make right, truths to share, and good to do.  In short, we have a life of devoted discipleship to give in demonstrating our love of the Lord. We can't quit and we can't go back.  After an encounter with the Son of the living God, nothing is ever again to be as it was before.  The Crucifixion, Atonement, and Resurrection of Jesus Christ mark the beginning of a Christ life, not the end of it."

Sunday Afternoon

While it's always difficult to have Elder Scott lose, Elder Bednar stole the fourth and final spot in the Final Four with his talk about conversion.  Also, in the biggest upset of the tournament, Elder Russell T. Osguthorpe took down the 1-seed President Uchtdorf. Sadly, this has less to do with the greatness of Elder Osguthorpe's talk and more to do with how sleepy I was during President Uchtdorf's Priesthood address, although Elder Osguthorpe did give a good discourse.  This is just one example of the many biases and problems with the method I am using to determinine who advances and who does not.  Nonetheless, it is what it is and Sunday afternoon belonged to Elder Bednar, he of the impeccable hair.

"The essence of the gospel of Jesus Christ entails a fundamental and permanent change in our very nature made possible through the Savior's Atonement.  True conversion brings a change in one's beliefs, heart, and life to accept and conform to the will of God and includes a conscious commitment to become a disciple of Christ ... Conversion requires all of our heart, all of our might, and all of our mind and strength."

The Final Four

In the first installment of Mormon Madness we have an all-Apostle Final Four (although President Eyring is in the First Presidency, he is still considered an Apostle).  Eyring-Ballard compete for Saturday, while Holland-Bednar compete for Sunday.  Here's how it all went down:

Elder Holland is the Kentucky of Mormon Madness.  You almost expect him to win each and every six months, and he in no way disappointed this October.  His talk was entitled The First Great Commandment, and in it he appealed to all of us to become better followers and disciples of Jesus Christ.  It is through devoted discipleship and obeying the commandments that we show the Savior our love.  Elder Holland recounted the experience of Jesus Christ and Peter, when Peter was asked three times by the Savior whether he loved Him. Each time Peter answered with an emphatic "yes". Elder Holland, hypothetically speaking as the Savior, then paraphrased what the Lord might have meant when, in response, he told Peter to "feed my sheep":

"Then Peter, why are you here?  Why are we back on this same shore, by these same nets, having this same conversation? Wasn't it obvious then and isn't it obvious now that if I want fish, I can get fish?  What I need, Peter, are disciples - and I need them forever.  I need someone to preach my gospel and defend my faith.  I need someone who loves me, truly, truly loves me, and loves what our Father in Heaven has commissioned me to do.  Ours is not a feeble message.  It is not a fleeting task.  It is not hapless; it is not hopeless; it is not to be consigned to the ash heap of history.  It is the work of Almighty God, and it is to change the world."

I read that and I wonder if I've shown my love for the Savior enough.  If Peter, the chief Apostle had miles to go and many more people to help, where am I?  If the Lord asked me if I loved him, could I respond with a confident "yes"?  Elder Holland taught that the crowning characteristic of love is always loyalty, and I need to look at how loyal I am, how devoted I am, and if I have been changed by the Atonement of Christ.  We should all ask ourselves these questions from time to time as we take inventory of our lives.  The call to discipleship that Elder Holland made in this last Conference reminded me of a different Elder Holland address which has now been turned into a Mormon Message on YouTube:

  

It would be good for all of us to figure out where we are, and how we can become more faithful to the Savior.  I love the plea from Elder Holland towards the end of that video, and with that I will leave you:

"May we declare ourselves to be more fully disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, not in word only and not only in the flush of comfortable times but in deed and courage and in faith, including when the path is lonely and when our cross is difficult to bear.  This week and always, may we stand by Jesus Christ 'at all times and in all things, and in all places that [we] may be in', even until death, for surely that is how he stood by us, when it was unto death and when he had to stand entirely and utterly alone."